The Mechanical Contrivium: Gretchen
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gretchen !
- Gretchen has 118 ridges around the edge.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Gretchen .
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Gretchen .
- Gretchen has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
- When provoked, Gretchen will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Gretchen .
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Gretchen !
- Gretchen is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Gretchen .
- Pacman was originally called Gretchen man!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.