The Mechanical Contrivium: Gretchen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gretchen !

  1. Gretchen has 118 ridges around the edge.
  2. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Gretchen .
  3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Gretchen .
  4. Gretchen has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  5. When provoked, Gretchen will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
  6. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Gretchen .
  7. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Gretchen !
  8. Gretchen is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  9. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Gretchen .
  10. Pacman was originally called Gretchen man!

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