The Mechanical Contrivium: Gilathief

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gilathief!

  1. Gilathiefocracy is government by Gilathief.
  2. Scientists have discovered that Gilathief can smell the presence of autism in children!
  3. A Gilathiefometer is used to measure Gilathief.
  4. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Gilathief floating in their swimming pools.
  5. Native Americans never actually ate Gilathief; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  6. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Gilathief.
  7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Gilathief!
  8. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Gilathief.
  9. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Gilathief with his left foot.
  10. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Gilathief.

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