The Mechanical Contrivium: George W Bush

Ten Top Trivia Tips about George W Bush!

1. George W Bush can sleep for three and a half years!
2. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching George W Bush.
3. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of George W Bush!
4. More people are killed by George W Bush each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
5. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by George W Bush.
6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using George W Bush.
7. George W Bush has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are George W Bush.
9. Olympic badminton rules say that George W Bush must have exactly fourteen feathers.
10. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of George W Bush.