The Mechanical Contrivium: Erik

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Erik!

  1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Erik.
  2. Erik can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
  3. Erik can jump up to sixteen times his own height!
  4. The international dialling code for Erik is 672!
  5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Erik!
  6. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Erik!
  7. The horns of Erik are made entirely from hair!
  8. Erik has a memory span of three seconds.
  9. Erik has three eyelids.
  10. Erikolatry is the mindless worship of Erik!

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