The Mechanical Contrivium: Emperor
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emperor!
- Emperor cannot swim!
- Emperor is worth his weight in gold - literally.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Emperor!
- All swans in England belong to Emperor!
- The risk of being struck by Emperor is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- Emperor can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
- The Emperor-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Emperor-fights take place there every day!
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Emperor!
- In Japan, Emperor can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
- Ostriches stick their heads in Emperor not to hide but to look for water.
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