The Mechanical Contrivium: Elijah

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elijah!

  1. The air around Elijah is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  2. The most dangerous form of Elijah is the bicycle.
  3. About 100 people choke to death on Elijah each year.
  4. Elijah is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  5. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Elijah!
  6. Elijah has three eyelids.
  7. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Elijah.
  8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Elijah'.
  9. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Elijah.
  10. If you chew gum while peeling Elijah then it will stop you from crying.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.