The Mechanical Contrivium: Elijah
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elijah!
- The air around Elijah is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
- The most dangerous form of Elijah is the bicycle.
- About 100 people choke to death on Elijah each year.
- Elijah is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Elijah!
- Elijah has three eyelids.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Elijah.
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Elijah'.
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Elijah.
- If you chew gum while peeling Elijah then it will stop you from crying.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.