The Mechanical Contrivium: Elenore Hawkins

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elenore Hawkins!

  1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Elenore Hawkins.
  2. Czar Paul I banished Elenore Hawkins to Siberia for marching out of step.
  3. Elenore Hawkins is incapable of sleep.
  4. Elenore Hawkins does not have toes.
  5. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Elenore Hawkins!
  6. Elenore Hawkins is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  7. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Elenore Hawkins would protect them from evil spirits!
  8. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Elenore Hawkins.
  9. Elenore Hawkins once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  10. South Australia was the first place to allow Elenore Hawkins to stand for parliament.

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