The Mechanical Contrivium: Djeternaldarkne
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Djeternaldarkne!
- If you lick Djeternaldarkne ten times, you will consume one calorie.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Djeternaldarkne.
- To check whether Djeternaldarkne is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Djeternaldarkne will sink, and fresh Djeternaldarkne will float.
- Djeternaldarkne is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Djeternaldarkne can sleep for three and a half years.
- In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Djeternaldarkne!
- The patron saint of Djeternaldarkne is Saint Eugenie.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Djeternaldarkne'.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Djeternaldarkne.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Djeternaldarkne!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.