The Mechanical Contrivium: Democrats
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Democrats!
- Democrats have four noses.
- The Democrat-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Democrat-fights take place there every day.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Democrats in your ear 700 times!
- Democrats will often glow under UV light!
- Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Democrats', hated Democrats and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
- Democrats will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
- It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Democrats.
- If you lace Democrats from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Democrats is blue.
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Democrats'.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.