The Mechanical Contrivium: Democrats

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Democrats!

1. Democrats have four noses.
2. The Democrat-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Democrat-fights take place there every day.
3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Democrats in your ear 700 times!
4. Democrats will often glow under UV light!
5. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Democrats', hated Democrats and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
6. Democrats will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
7. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Democrats.
8. If you lace Democrats from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
9. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Democrats is blue.
10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Democrats'.