Ten Top Trivia Tips about Deirdre's Boobies!
- Deirdre's Boobies are the world's largest rodent.
- The air around Deirdre's Boobies is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
- In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Deirdre's Boobies!
- Native Americans never actually ate Deirdre's Boobies; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Deirdre's Boobies.
- Deirdre's Boobies cannot swim!
- Deirdre's Boobies invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Deirdre's Boobies.
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Deirdre's Boobies!
- Deirdre's Boobies were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.