The Mechanical Contrivium: Deirdre's Boobies

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Deirdre's Boobies!

  1. Deirdre's Boobies are the world's largest rodent.
  2. The air around Deirdre's Boobies is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  3. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Deirdre's Boobies!
  4. Native Americans never actually ate Deirdre's Boobies; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  5. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Deirdre's Boobies.
  6. Deirdre's Boobies cannot swim!
  7. Deirdre's Boobies invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  8. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Deirdre's Boobies.
  9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Deirdre's Boobies!
  10. Deirdre's Boobies were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

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