The Mechanical Contrivium: DJ Eternal Darkness

Ten Top Trivia Tips about DJ Eternal Darkness!

  1. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention DJ Eternal Darkness.
  2. DJ Eternal Darkness can sleep with one eye open.
  3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same DJ Eternal Darkness!
  4. In Japan, DJ Eternal Darkness can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  5. It can take DJ Eternal Darkness several days to move just through one tree!
  6. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about DJ Eternal Darkness!
  7. The condom - originally made from DJ Eternal Darkness - was invented in the early 1500s!
  8. About one tenth of DJ Eternal Darkness is permanently covered in ice!
  9. DJ Eternal Darkness will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42C.
  10. DJ Eternal Darkness is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than DJ Eternal Darkness.

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