The Mechanical Contrivium: Contagion

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Contagion!

  1. Contagionicide is the killing of Contagion.
  2. Contagion has a bifurcated penis.
  3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Contagion.
  4. Contagion cannot jump.
  5. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Contagion for the rest of the day.
  6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Contagion!
  7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Contagion on New Year's Day.
  8. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Contagion!
  9. In 1982 Time Magazine named Contagion its 'Man of the Year'.
  10. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Contagion, was the only US president ever granted a patent.

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