The Mechanical Contrivium: Contagion
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Contagion!
- Contagionicide is the killing of Contagion.
- Contagion has a bifurcated penis.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Contagion.
- Contagion cannot jump.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Contagion for the rest of the day.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Contagion!
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Contagion on New Year's Day.
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Contagion!
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Contagion its 'Man of the Year'.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Contagion, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
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