The Mechanical Contrivium: Christian Scheuer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christian Scheuer!

  1. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Christian Scheuer.
  2. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Christian Scheuer Head.
  3. More people are killed by Christian Scheuer each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  4. South Australia was the first place to allow Christian Scheuer to stand for parliament.
  5. Christian Scheuer is incapable of sleep!
  6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Christian Scheuer.
  7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Christian Scheuer on!
  8. It is impossible to fold Christian Scheuer more than seven times.
  9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Christian Scheuer floating in their swimming pools!
  10. Christian Scheuer cannot be detected by infrared cameras.

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