The Mechanical Contrivium: Chris

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chris!

  1. Never store Chris at room temperature!
  2. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Chris.
  3. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Chris and compline.
  4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Chris!
  5. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Chris fighting underground!
  6. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Chris at least three times a week.
  7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Chris.
  8. Chris has 118 ridges around the edge.
  9. Chris can taste with her feet.
  10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Chris.

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