The Mechanical Contrivium: Butt
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Butt!
- Butt can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- If you put a drop of liquor on Butt, it will go mad and sting itself to death!
- Over 46,000 pieces of Butt float on every square mile of ocean.
- Butt can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
- Butt was named after Butt the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
- The international dialling code for Butt is 672!
- Worldwide, Butt is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
- Butt is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- When Butt is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Butt state'.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.