The Mechanical Contrivium: Brian

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brian!

  1. Brian is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Brian.
  2. If Brian was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  3. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Brian.
  4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Brian to reach the earth's core!
  5. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Brian.
  6. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Brian!
  7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Brian.
  8. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Brian', hated Brian and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
  9. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Brian.
  10. Brian can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!

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