The Mechanical Contrivium: Boryssnorc
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boryssnorc!
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Boryssnorc would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
- Boryssnorc cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
- Contrary to popular belief, Boryssnorc is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
- Boryssnorc is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
- Boryssnorc was declared extinct in 1902.
- People used to believe that dressing their male children as Boryssnorc would protect them from evil spirits!
- Boryssnorc has a bifurcated penis!
- Scientists have discovered that Boryssnorc can smell the presence of autism in children.
- Boryssnorc can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Boryssnorc.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.