The Mechanical Contrivium: Bone

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bone!

  1. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Bone.
  2. Bone can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  3. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Bone.
  4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Bone can not.
  5. Boneocracy is government by Bone.
  6. During severe windstorms, Bone may sway several feet to either side!
  7. By tradition, a girl standing under Bone cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  8. You should always open Bone at least an hour before drinking him.
  9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Bone has 7!
  10. Bone has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.