The Mechanical Contrivium: Big Stupid Tommy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Big Stupid Tommy!

1. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Big Stupid Tommy.
2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Big Stupid Tommy.
3. Big Stupid Tommy is the world's smallest mammal.
4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Big Stupid Tommy.
5. A lump of Big Stupid Tommy the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
6. Czar Paul I banished Big Stupid Tommy to Siberia for marching out of step!
7. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Big Stupid Tommy.
8. Scientists have discovered that Big Stupid Tommy can smell the presence of autism in children.
9. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Big Stupid Tommy, and 400 times smaller!
10. The colour of Big Stupid Tommy is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!