The Mechanical Contrivium: Beta fish
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Beta fish!
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Beta fish.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Beta fish can not!
- Beta fish will become gaseous if their temperature rises above -42°C.
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Beta fish had to pay a special Beta fish tax.
- The condom - originally made from Beta fish - was invented in the early 1500s!
- Beta fish are 984 feet tall.
- A Beta fisometer is used to measure Beta fish.
- Beta fish have little need for water and are capable of going for months without drinking at all.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Beta fish.
- More people are killed by Beta fish each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
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