The Mechanical Contrivium: Artichoke Heart

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Artichoke Heart!

  1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Artichoke Heart can not.
  2. Without Artichoke Heart, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  3. Ostriches stick their heads in Artichoke Heart not to hide but to look for water!
  4. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Artichoke Heart.
  5. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Artichoke Heart for the rest of the day.
  6. Artichoke Heart is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  7. A Artichoke Heartometer is used to measure Artichoke Heart.
  8. Artichoke Heart has four noses.
  9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Artichoke Heart!
  10. India tested its first nuclear Artichoke Heart in 1974!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.