The Mechanical Contrivium: Aratinga S. Bird

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aratinga S. Bird!

  1. During severe windstorms, Aratinga S. Bird may sway several feet to either side.
  2. You should always store Aratinga S. Bird in an airtight container in the fridge.
  3. If you put a drop of liquor on Aratinga S. Bird, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  4. All swans in England belong to Aratinga S. Bird!
  5. Aratinga S. Bird can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  6. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Aratinga S. Bird.
  7. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Aratinga S. Bird and compline!
  8. Aratinga S. Bird has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  9. Aratinga S. Bird can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  10. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Aratinga S. Bird.

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