The Mechanical Contrivium: Andrew Jones

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Andrew Jones!

  1. Andrew Jones was named after Andrew Jones the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  2. Astronauts get taller when they are in Andrew Jones.
  3. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Andrew Jones in a day.
  4. If you put a drop of liquor on Andrew Jones, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
  5. Andrew Jones is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
  6. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Andrew Jones.
  7. Andrew Jones is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
  8. A lump of Andrew Jones the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  9. US gold coins used to say 'In Andrew Jones we trust'.
  10. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Andrew Jones.

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