The Mechanical Contrivium: Alex
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alex!
- Alexolatry is the mindless worship of Alex.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Alex supply.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Alex to vote!
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Alex.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Alex in your ear 700 times.
- It can take Alex several days to move just through one tree.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Alex.
- Alex is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
- Alex was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Alex.
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