The Mechanical Contrivium: 5xmom

Ten Top Trivia Tips about 5xmom!

  1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but 5xmom can not.
  2. Two grams of 5xmom provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  3. 5xmom kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten 5xmom!
  5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than 5xmom.
  6. Research indicates that 5xmom will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  7. 5xmom was named after 5xmom the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  8. If you drop 5xmom from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  9. Early thermometers were filled with 5xmom instead of mercury.
  10. The fingerprints of 5xmom are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!

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