The Mechanical Contrivium: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

  1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
  2. To check whether Joseph Gordon-Levitt is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Joseph Gordon-Levitt will sink, and fresh Joseph Gordon-Levitt will float.
  3. It can take Joseph Gordon-Levitt several days to move just through one tree.
  4. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
  5. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
  6. A thimbleful of Joseph Gordon-Levitt would weigh over 100 million tons!
  7. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Joseph Gordon-Levitt!
  8. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the world's largest rodent.
  9. If you drop Joseph Gordon-Levitt from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  10. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

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