The Mechanical Contrivium: Jonas Rave

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jonas Rave!

  1. Jonas Rave is 984 feet tall.
  2. The risk of being struck by Jonas Rave is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  3. Jonas Rave can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  4. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Jonas Rave.
  5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Jonas Rave.
  6. If you lick Jonas Rave ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  7. New Zealand was the first place to allow Jonas Rave to vote.
  8. Jonas Rave is only six percent water.
  9. Jonas Rave cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Jonas Rave!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.