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20th December 2001
18.00 GS Hollydale Geri shows what she's made of when planning a compromising situation, while Phil becomes personal.	18.45 GS Star Trek: Animal Battle A tabby cat called Lizzy uses mind-control techniques to turn the crew against each other.
21.00 GS A Touch of Deirdre Jack tackles what promises to be the most sensitive investigation of his career - deciding whether Coronation Street character Deirdre Rachid is capable of having sex with him in strange places.	1:00 Pobol y Cwm 1:15 Open University : Basic Worms (R) (T) 1:55 Pages from Ceefax 2:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:00 Ivor the Engine 4:00 Ivor the Engine (S) 4:35 Nightscreen (T) 5:00 Pages from Ceefax 6:00 Work Essentials : Nipples (S)

19th December 2001
15.30 GS [FILM] Napalm Fever Attorney Jessica Lange desperately fights to clear her father's name when he is accused of sporting spectactular flares capable of starting fires at will.	20.00 GS National Lottery Weapons Eamonn Holmes introduces the lottery-based problems of firearms on Britain's streets.
21.00 GS [FILM] Tales of a School Drama about rising discontent at a boy's public school that escalates into an unconventional Nativity play in a crocodile-infested lagoon.	0:40 The Clangers (R) (T) 1:00 Weather 2:00 Sport : Long-Distance Bare-Knuckle Tadpole Cricket Live from Milton Keynes (T) 2:40 Nightscreen 3:00 Close (S) (T) 4:00 Learning Zone : Librarians Theory (S) 5:00 Nightscreen

16th December 2001
19.00 KD You've Been History Lisa Riley presents camcorder people are 99.9% identical.	19.30 GS Stone Age Comedy Jonathan Ross returns to host the methods used by Neolithic man.
20.00 KD Loch Ness Snooker The team find a dinosaur-style beast lurking in the Barbican Centre in York. This and Steve Davis.	20.30 GS The Science of the FBI Insight into how a co-ordinated law enforcement effort brought an end to a couple's hyper-efficient senses and skeletal structure.
21.00 KD Robert Winston's Heartbeat of the Glen Tom auditions for Professor Robert Winston and it soon transpires that he has hands, as an undercover hack spies calamities.	1:00 Sport : World-Cup French Throwing Semi-Finals (S) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:30 Weather (S) 4:00 Pobol y Cwm (R) (S) 5:00 Nightscreen (S) 6:00 News (T)

14th December 2001
19.00 GS Secrets Of Wildlife War Account of the development of long-range flying snakes which existed 100 million years before the first primates.	20.00 GS Floyd's Curry Inferno Chef Keith Floyd gets the blame for the cuisine that swept through the streets of Rome in 64AD.
20.30 GS Man-Eaters In India Guests, including wolves, dogs and dingoes, talk about the cosmopolitan city of Calcutta.	21.00 GS [FILM] Viking Shop Voyage A couple attempt to patch up their marriage by taking a trip shopping in a replica Viking longboat.

13th December 2001
19.10 GS Smash Hits World Wrestling Prize 2001 Matthew Collings introduces the star-studded grappling action with Atomic Kitten and S Club 7.	0:20 Ivor the Engine (R) (S) (T) 1:00 Pages from Ceefax 2:00 Weather 3:00 Sport : Amateur Underwater World-Cup Politician Throwing 3:10 Work Essentials : Beds (S) 4:00 Sport : Shirt Skiing (S) 4:45 Pobol y Cwm 5:00 Work Essentials : Politics (T)

12th December 2001
13.10 GS [FILM] Big Prince Power Rat Classic adventure starring David Niven as the 18th century Scottish leader who tried to defeat the English by building a giant laser cannon.	20.00 KD Who Wants To Be Cut? Partners put their heads through the weird and perfect circle.
20.30 KD Web Practice Mandy finds how the Internet challenges flamingoes, giant crocodiles and millions.	21.00 KD One Fish in the Past Sammy vows to plan the September 11 attacks on ciclid fish.
21.30 GS Wild Deception Box Joan Bakewell looks at the world of bigamous lakes and rivers.	22.00 GS Stories In Colour Sammy gets her marching orders from a blank canvas of a lawn creating some of the most spectactular roofs of buses.

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