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TV Misguidance has been mothballed, since it was only getting submissions
from people who hadn't understood the joke, and people getting it mixed up with
Other Listings Magazine.
| 5th February 2002 | |
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[FILM] Buchanan Rides Away Drifter Randolph Scott arrives in a small frontier town where he befriends car dealers who charge exorbitant prices for their vehicles.
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20.00
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Food City DCI Metcalfe discovers the killer is murdering people with rhubarb crumble, faggots in rich onion gravy and, from across the Mediterranean, Greek favourite moussaka.
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21.00
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Delia's Fat Wives The queen of cuisine blackmails Nurse Dunkley into bingeing and lapses in exercise during the selection of traditional British desserts.
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| | 1:00 Nightscreen (R) 2:00 Pobol y Cwm (T) 2:55 Pornography (T) 3:00 Learning Zone : AS-Level Goats 4:00 Learning Zone : GCSE Breasts Revision 4:55 News (T) 5:00 Learning Zone : A-Level Snails Theory (S) 5:40 Sport : Pro-Celebrity Noodle Skiing Live from Madrid (S) (T) |
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| 4th February 2002 | |
13.10
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Turning The Barrier An aircraft manufacturer sets out to prove a plane can exceed the speed of Lambeth Council waste officer Shane Clarke.
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18.20
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Pet Snooker Further coverage of today's second-round games at the National Seal Sanctuary in Cornwall.
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19.30
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Healthcheck Force The success of acupuncture in treating the backyard of a terraced house.
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22.55
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Dragonball CSI Goku and Pikkon continue to fight and investigate when a casino owner's son is found dead.
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| 3rd February 2002 | |
18.45
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Hidden Millionaire Masterworks Women and their partners talk candidly about the BBC Symphony Orchestra while musical accompaniment is provided by Chris Tarrant.
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19.00
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Shooting Kids Fun and games for youngsters with the controversial MMR vaccine, the uptake of which has inadvertently released a deadly invisible agent.
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21.00
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[FILM] The Big Love File A former FBI agent is tempted to destroy Rommel's thirtysomething Londoners as they steam up the screen.
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| | 0:45 Open University : Advanced Bricks 1:00 Pobol y Cwm (S) (T) 1:30 Pages from Ceefax 2:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 3:00 The Clangers 4:00 The Clangers 5:00 Work Essentials : Sheep (T) 6:00 Sport : Under-15s Noodle Golf (S) |
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| 1st February 2002 | |
18.30
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Family Street Carrie decides to see how difficult or easy life can be and Nikki loses the perceived colour of Jim's ring.
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19.00
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A Question of Garden Sue Barker asks the questions in the stunning foliage.
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19.30
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The Inventions Zone A self-extinguishing chip cable car, a device for hanging high-profile people and a doorbell that stops a melange of modern shapes.
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| | 0:15 Pages from Ceefax (R) 0:55 Ivor the Engine 1:00 Local News 2:00 Learning Zone : Basic Triangles Revision (S) (T) 2:45 Sport : Nude Pro-Celebrity Long-Distance Wig Racing (S) 3:00 Ivor the Engine 3:25 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) |
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| 31st January 2002 | |
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Family Street Richard begins to realise Duggie has a barn conversion, and Vik confides in Steve about his afternoon mission to rescue PoWs in the Zambian bush.
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20.30
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Delia's Learning Zone Delia demonstrates an experiment with time malfunction.
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21.20
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Taste In Mind The tale of a bin-man who is shocked to discover his wife is having an exploration of the history of interior design.
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22.30
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Sins of the Food Documentary offering a profile of a controversial trial conducted in America, where a woman hired to entertain revellers at a student frat party claimed that she was an exotic lamb tagine.
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23.35
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World Championship Kids' TV Shows Coverage of the WBU Welterweight children's television programmes with nostalgic action from York Hall in Bethnal Green.
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| | 0:05 Close 1:00 Open University : Advanced Unicycles (S) 2:00 Sport : Pro-Celebrity Indoor Five-a-Side World-Cup Long-Distance Spaghetti Riding from Azerbaijan (S) (T) 2:45 Pobol y Cwm (S) 3:00 Close 3:45 Pages from Ceefax (S) 4:00 Open University : Squid Theory |
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| 30th January 2002 | |
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The Fresh Neighbours of Big Street Libby's excitement rapidly disappears when the Banks family decide it's time to put their mansion in the Vietnam war.
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20.00
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Salvage Sunday Drama-documentary about the events in Northern Ireland on January 30 1972, when British troops set about creating a natural-looking pond during the restoration of a 1949 Centurion tank.
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21.00
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[FILM] Pet Sabotage An ex-special services agent comes up against a British Special Operations Animal Shelter.
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22.35
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Commercial Debate Jon Snow introduces an in-depth discussion about the tragic adverts involving adolescence.
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23.45
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International One-Day Holiday Simon Hughes introduces highlights of Turkey, Melbourne and the Scilly Isles at the Green Park Stadium.
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| | 1:00 Local Weather 2:00 The Clangers (T) 2:35 Work Essentials : Cows (R) (S) (T) 3:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:20 Close 4:00 The Clangers (T) 5:00 Nightscreen (S) 5:20 The Clangers (S) 6:00 Learning Zone : GCSE Sticks Theory |
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| 29th January 2002 | |
15.00
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Attack of the Day James Richardson presents all the best action from the mass killing of Kosovan civilians.
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17.50
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A Touch of Stig Stig sets out with his bow and arrow to catch a body in a local reservoir.
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18.50
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Deadly Footballers Coverage of the FA Cup fourth-round murder of a mother.
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21.00
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[FILM] Operation Bremner Rory Bremner returns to save the world from the forces of evil.
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22.15
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[FILM] It Could Happen To The Cop A naive New Jersey sherrif is asked to have doubts about the proceeds of a Lottery win.
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| | 1:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:00 Sport : Women's Outdoor Five-a-Side Toast Tennis Live from Madrid 3:00 Sport : Topless Outdoor World-Cup Monkey Jumping from Budapest (R) 4:00 Local News (T) 4:05 Pages from Ceefax 4:25 Pages from Ceefax (T) |
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