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TV Misguidance has been mothballed, since it was only getting submissions
from people who hadn't understood the joke, and people getting it mixed up with
Other Listings Magazine.
| 13th February 2002 | |
19.30
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From Hell Street Vik tries to convince Hazel to stop killers Dennis Nilsen and Fred and Rosemary West.
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19.30
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Trouble at Home More frosty action with the date in which £4million was used to create harmony and calamities featuring children.
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20.00
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Location, Location, in the Garden In the last episode of the current series, Diarmuid Gavin is asked to create a two-bedroomed property in the trendy part of Aberdeen.
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20.30
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Facelifts in the Night Denis Norden smarms at nightmare cosmetics surgery in the Cotswolds.
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21.00
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Sport and Punishment Part two. Raskolnikov is visited by World Rally Champion Richard Burns.
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23.30
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Police Alright in the Action IV Edge-of-the-seat footage of officers battling against on-camera calamities and catastrophes.
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| 12th February 2002 | |
20.00
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Footballers' Food Darkness Jason seeks solace in the legacies of notorious squidgy chocolate cakes.
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20.30
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Deadly Love Investigation into the wild, untamed side of married sex throughout the 20th Century.
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21.00
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[FILM] The Surviving Terminator Diaries Leonardo DiCaprio stars as a teenager who rebels against the hostile environment of the vast desert, where he receives an indestructible android.
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| | 0:25 The Clangers 1:00 News (T) 1:30 Sport : Underwater American Shooting 2:00 Local Weather (R) 2:25 Learning Zone : Basic Water 3:00 The Clangers (S) 3:20 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 4:00 Learning Zone : A-Level Cars |
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| 11th February 2002 | |
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The Hitler Heiress Comedy about a man who thinks he's found the Third Reich. Starring Kyle Supercross.
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19.00
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Olympic Holiday Trude Mostue goes horse riding between Great Britain and Norway.
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19.30
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Chinese Street Mel issues Eastern philosophy that their night together may not be a most evil regime.
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21.00
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Flooded Cave Investigation Author Graham Hancock believes the earliest evidence for he discovers she is sleeping under the sea in areas flooded by drugs money.
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22.50
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Airline Power A member of a stag party rubs a pilot over a collection of classic Jaguars.
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| | 0:15 Ivor the Engine (R) (S) (T) 1:00 Pornography (T) 2:00 Ivor the Engine (S) 3:00 Learning Zone : Robots (S) 3:35 Learning Zone : A-Level Drugs Theory (T) 3:55 Work Essentials : Nuclear Physics (T) 4:00 Work Essentials : Carpentry |
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| 10th February 2002 | |
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Olympic Dinosaurs A revealing insight into what enabled the ancestors of modern reptiles to survive the K90 ski jumping event.
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Andy Warhol: The FBI Rollercoaster The final episode examines the way the controversial artist held up a bank and murdered the modern monsters which loop and corkscrew up and down.
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Russell Grant's Hell The flamboyant astrologer talks to Nasa experts who admit a future disaster is everything he touches.
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| | 1:00 Pages from Ceefax (R) 2:00 Local Weather (T) 2:15 Weather (S) 2:25 Nightscreen (S) 2:45 Weather 3:00 Work Essentials : Accountancy (T) 3:10 Pages from Ceefax 4:00 Pobol y Cwm 4:45 Sport : Drug Shooting Highlights (S) |
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| 8th February 2002 | |
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Rogue World Matt Allright targets heating engineers who take their customers to the war-torn southern Philippines.
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Storm Garden A NASA scientist explores the possibility of a storm from the Sun destroying an alpine garden in Wales.
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World War Wildlife Pollard gets a little jittery as the police call members of Hitler's personal capuchin monkeys.
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It's Only World War But I Like It Comedy gameshow, presented by Hitler's personal bodygaurds.
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| 7th February 2002 | |
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[FILM] On Deadly Garden Steven Seagal defends the Alaskan gnomes behind his back.
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| | 1:00 Local News 1:05 Pages from Ceefax (R) (T) 1:40 Pages from Ceefax 2:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:15 Pages from Ceefax (T) 3:00 Learning Zone : GCSE Literacy Revision (T) 3:20 Pages from Ceefax 4:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) |
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| 6th February 2002 | |
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Teachers of a Feather Tracey invites an old school friend to end up in an embarrassing situation thanks to a pair of scheming pupils.
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18.55
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Antiques Dump The team visit the gardens of Knightshayes Court in Devon where they find a JCB digger.
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Family Street Scheming Richard keeps house-hunters in Leigh-on-Sea because of the amount of junk cluttering the pitfalls of modern life.
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Sharks in the Garden In one of the biggest challenges of the series, the team create a series of eccentric people who socialise with sharks.
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[FILM] Jackie Chan's Lost Picture World Kung-fu cop Jackie Chan uses his vivid imagination to create a breathtaking world in which dinosaurs shift from painting to film-making.
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| | 1:00 Sport : Traffic Cone Chasing from Chicago 1:40 The Clangers 2:00 Close 2:10 The Clangers (R) 3:00 Pobol y Cwm (T) 3:50 Sport : Five-a-Side Bamboo Spitting (T) 4:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 4:45 The Clangers (T) |
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