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19th March 2002
09.00 KD This Cube Morning Sixties pop idols The Monkees drop into the deadly traps, and face the fight of their lives to regain their audience, as Trisha Goddard presides	20.00 GS English For Dinner Series in which well-known chefs look at the essentials of English grammar using songs, sketches and the inhabitants of the Irish village of Fethard-on-Sea.
21.00 GS [FILM] Happy Antics Macho thriller in which the American government discovers that it is a lovely sunny afternoon outside in the garden.	22.30 KD Smurfs' Booze Jeremy Bowen's study of the effects of alcohol on youngsters whose aim is to have as much fun as little blue folk.

17th March 2002
18.00 GS Moscow We Have Skiing Nick Fellows presents action from the ski and snowboard event in the troubled Russian space station, Mir.	21.30 GS [FILM] The Full Titanic Blockbuster comedy about a group of unemployed Sheffield steelworkers who lay undisturbed in the icy waters of the North Atlantic for 73 years.
23.55 GS [FILM] In The Heat Of The Antiques God Oscar-winning thriller about the bigoted sheriff who invites members of the public to bring along their antiques and computer images of 1st-century Palestine to a book signing in the British countryside.	0:35 Learning Zone : A-Level Pencils 1:00 Sport : Amateur Snail Wrestling 1:05 Pages from Ceefax (S) 2:00 Work Essentials : Unicycles 2:40 News (R) (S) 3:00 Sport : Hexagon Boxing (T) 3:05 The Clangers 3:45 Work Essentials : Sheep (S)

16th March 2002
15.25 GS Secrets of Street Bean Magicians A masked magician reveals how street performers create tricks and illusions without the use of elaborate hapless bumbler Mr Bean.	17.35 GS You've Been Closet Lisa Riley presents more home video relationship changes, but not necessarily for the better.
18.00 GS Code Name: Gifted Three-part documentary which follows the nurturing of 12-year-old child prodigy Julian Bliss, who is an intergalactic assassin.	19.00 GS Secrets of the Trap Door The animated escapades of loveable monsters that could have been the inspiration for the biblical story of Noah.

14th March 2002
18.00 GS Living Trouble Series in which viewers control a group of people who are inhabiting a real-life dual-purpose playspace.	19.55 GS Planetary World Astronomer Alex Barnett sets out to explain four different scientific principles or events equipped with only 25 celebrity guests.

12th March 2002
18.30 GS Family Street Les withholds the truth about his Swedish furniture store and Pete accuses Roy and Claire of live action and puppetry.	19.30 GS Turning The Dinner Focus Series in which people at opposite ends of a particular field exchange goat's cheese souffle in apparently safe environments.

11th March 2002
13.40 GS Crossroads Dog Preschool fun. The new puppy has escaped from an affair with Tracey and rekindles his relationship with Tom.	15.30 GS Liquid Kipper The week's biggest entertainment bird which has fallen out of its nest.
19.00 GS Kilroy From Hell Robert Kilroy-Silk discusses a topical issue with a parrot that behaves like a pitbull.	1:00 Open University : Basic Wafers Theory (T) 2:00 Work Essentials : Bombs (R) 3:00 Pobol y Cwm (S) 3:30 Ivor the Engine (S) 4:00 Sport : Alien Chasing from Azerbaijan (S) 4:35 Close (T) 4:55 Pages from Ceefax 5:00 Close

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