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1st November 2001
17.00 GS Body In The Sun A look at skin and bone in the south of France.	20.00 GS Question Force A garden on an Edinburgh housing estate gets topical debate.
20.30 KD Darkness Force More motorised mayhem as radio-controlled Charlie Dimmock and Tommy Walsh put their talents to murdering two members of their family - Shaun's wife Dr Cain and Teri Hatcher star.	23.05 GS Sex Planets More from the world of adult Apollo missions.
5.30 KD The Real Clangers Small Clanger becomes possessive over office space and a chrome-clad utility room.	1:00 Local Weather (S) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax (S) 3:00 Sport : Raven Riding Highlights Live from Chicago 4:00 Pages from Ceefax 5:00 Work Essentials : Nipples (S) 6:00 Local Weather

31st October 2001
11.45 E Pyromania: Parkinson A special edition devoted to the career of Sting, covering his becoming the ultimate human firework.	14.40 GS Star Trek: Westminster Tasha Yar takes part in a duel to defend Parliament.
15.35 GS [FILM] Kojak: Giant Creepy Crawlies Telly Savalas goes in search of the world's biggest invertibrates.	17.05 GS The People Versus Liquid Quiz show in bottled water. Presented by marine life.
17.35 KD The Magic Neighbours Mandy's sense of alienation worsens when dealing with her hallucinations of Larry Tufnell and Olympic boxing super-heavyweight champion penguin.	18.00 E Widebarney Family Lois' theatre production of The King and I contributed to the rugged beauty of the singing purple dinosaur.
19.00 KD A Question of Shock Game show with a difference - if the very reluctant Mike finds himself next in line to go under medal-winning rower Matthew Pinsent, cricketer Phil reveals the bigger picture - and the true culprit. Medical talking points.	19.20 E So Dangerous Dingos Animals - including killer bees, scorpions and even elephants - attack and kill a nine-year old boy on Australia's Fraser island. Hosted by the award-winnning camp comic.
20.00 LMG Fear of a Blue Planet David Attenborough gets eaten by Sharks. (Repeat)	20.30 GS Brookdale Marc is horrified to discover self pity, whilst Dani is incriminating. Meanwhile, Marty continues to sweat and Hayley flirts.
21.00 KD [FILM] The Weakest Instinct A gang of would-be muggers are arrested for their every move - but the ringleader suspects his chief suspect Sharon Stone. Steamy thriller, also dangerously unfit.	22.15 GS [FILM] Instinct Again Veteran cop Michael Douglas falls for the seductive charms of an insane mother.
23.15 KD Jungle Shock Eugene defends a Newfoundland caplin fish, from six-foot long worms and Annabeth Gish.	7.30 E Agrippine Brum Powerpuff The car pursues thieves making a deal with a villain to feed an angst-ridden pubescent girl.

30th October 2001
11.00 KD Family Stuff Former Mirror showbiz columnist uses her psychokinetic powers to try to destroy chinchilla with an eye infection, while Inspector Ian turns up scheming to wreck his relationship.	14.10 KD Diagnosis Doctors Anton Meyer returns to Holby - only to run incoherently. Medical detective drama, starring Dick Hardtalk. With Tim Sebastian.
15.30 GS Harry Enfield's Guide To The Ancients The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies take an irreverant look at the legendary Hanging Gardens of Babylon.	17.30 KD Ready Steady Stuff Live coverage from Madison Square Garden as Michael Jordan makes celebrity chefs race to create a meal in just 20 children.
20.00 GS Animal Trial The plight of three ducks who are in the middle of a bitter divorce and custody battle.	22.00 GS Lethal Superstition The case of a man who was killed by his own lucky horseshoes.

29th October 2001
19.00 GS Escape From Emmerdale The story of the men who who planned to fly out of the precarious situation.	21.30 GS Wildlife Investigation Nocturnal animals discover a severed head in the boot of a stolen car.

28th October 2001
19.30 KD Heartbeat : Bio-Terror Geena's already produced enough toxins but is beset by problems of her future mother-in-law, Urmila Glover.	19.30 GS Scrapheap Football League leaders Inter Milan grapple with spanners and welding gear.
20.00 KD Who Wants To Be Aaagh! The remaining virologist Peter Daszak puts the men and women on the ground.	20.30 GS Wild Challenge A mother tiger designs a vending machine.
22.00 GS Bio-Terror Secrets Australian songstress Natalie Imbruglia joins Jez Edwards to talk about her biological warfare plant.	1:00 Sport : Topless Five-a-Side Crow Eating from Ipswich (S) (T) 2:00 Local News (R) 3:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:30 Pages from Ceefax (T) 4:00 Ivor the Engine 5:00 Sport : Long-Distance Pig Tennis from Reykjavik (S) 5:10 Learning Zone : GCSE Cake

27th October 2001
18.00 GS [FILM] Look Who's Overboard Cult classic with outrageous behaviour and a yacht.	20.00 GS Chart Fury The devastating impact of the weeks best-selling releases.
21.30 GS Crime On Trial Jon Snow and and a studio audience debate the pros and cons of prison murder.	1:00 Pobol y Cwm (S) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax (R) (S) 3:00 Weather 4:00 Pages from Ceefax 4:45 Local News (S) 5:00 Learning Zone : A-Level Beds Theory 6:00 Pobol y Cwm (S) (T)

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