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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22

What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass


What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda

What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Man Who Parrot Liberty Valance


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Arsenic and Old Mainbrace

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Mainbrace Oddity


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump

Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper


What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Island by Me