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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Cutlassiere


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrotswana

What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Rumblr.

Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings


What's a pirate's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Treasure Island


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Wooden Legetable Stew