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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass


What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.


What's a pirate's favourite film?
2001: A Mainbrace Odyssey

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Arsenic and Old Mainbrace

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.

What's a pirate's favourite album?
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Mainbrace


What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund