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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Cutlassion Cake


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Parrotted Dick

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
2001: A Mainbrace Odyssey


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Captain Corelli's Treasure Islandolin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Cool Treasure Island Luke