Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

Generate your own...
Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
(optional)
Tip: Because the Generator uses comma separated lists, you can cut and paste a list of synonyms from thesaurus.com, or anywhere else that's useful.
Reload to get different ones! You can use this URL to link to here.

What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Butch Cutlassidy and the Sundance Kid

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Cutlassiere

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole


What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Diarios de Parrotocicleta


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble


What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Cool Treasure Island Luke