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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Butch Cutlassidy and the Sundance Kid


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Parrotted Dick

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Man Who Parrot Liberty Valance


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia


What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Cool Treasure Island Luke

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Island by Me

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Islandhi

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Captain Corelli's Treasure Islandolin

What's a pirate's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Treasure Island