Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What does a pirate like to wear?
A Cutlassiere

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Parrotted Dick

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Groganoff


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Arsenic and Old Mainbrace

What's a pirate's favourite film?
2001: A Mainbrace Odyssey

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia


What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble


What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Islandhi

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Captain Corelli's Treasure Islandolin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Cool Treasure Island Luke