Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Mainbrace Oddity


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper