Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Cutlassion Cake


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrotswana

What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Mainbrace Oddity


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Islandhi

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Cool Treasure Island Luke