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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Cutlassion Cake

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Parrotel California

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Arsenic and Old Mainbrace


What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Cool Treasure Island Luke

What's a pirate's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Treasure Island


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Wooden Legetable Stew