Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Butch Cutlassidy and the Sundance Kid


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrotswana

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Parrotted Dick


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon


What's a pirate's favourite album?
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Mainbrace

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
2001: A Mainbrace Odyssey

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Mainbrace Oddity


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Rumblr.

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Island by Me


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Wooden Legetable Stew