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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Cutlassion Cake

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Parrotted Dick

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Parrotel California

What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Man Who Parrot Liberty Valance

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia

What's a pirate's favourite film?
2001: A Mainbrace Odyssey


Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump