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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Diarios de Parrotocicleta

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Man Who Parrot Liberty Valance

What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Arsenic and Old Mainbrace


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Rumblr.

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Island by Me