Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Butch Cutlassidy and the Sundance Kid

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda

What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Groganoff


What's a pirate's favourite album?
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Mainbrace


What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate

What's a pirate's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Treasure Island