Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Cutlassion Cake


What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Parrotted Dick


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Mainbrace Oddity

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia


Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund