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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops


Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei