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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now


What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur


What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Shogunky Dory

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner