Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark
What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow
What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken
What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch
What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music
What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner
What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset