What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow
What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark
What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat
What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic
What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken
What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei