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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat


What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.