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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield


What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken


What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch