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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield


Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur


What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch