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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield


What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenjamin Zephaniah

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon


What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset