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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow


What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna