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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops


What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch