What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops
What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now
What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede
Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenjamin Zephaniah
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal
What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau
What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna
What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind
What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.