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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope


What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenjamin Zephaniah

What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.


What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run