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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops

What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins


Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter