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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins


What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner