What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops
What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins
Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.
What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow
What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense
Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei
What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter