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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenjamin Zephaniah

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau


What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary