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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now


Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal


What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter