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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops


What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch