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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope


Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna

What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset