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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now


What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark


What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner