What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau
Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.
What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis
What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon
Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal
What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson
What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna
What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary
What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce
What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.