What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya
What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenjamin Zephaniah
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch
What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch