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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb


What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral


What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Shogunky Dory

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna