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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula


What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible