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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.


What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking