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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade