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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos


What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington


What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic

What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking