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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash


What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom