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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso


Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space

What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon


What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain