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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera


What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.


What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic

What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible