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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas


What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake


What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong