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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?


What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore