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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How


What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot


What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong