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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas


What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass


Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking