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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter

What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking