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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula


What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball


What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom