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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash


What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon

What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain