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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon

What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby