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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic

What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers