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What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios

What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade

What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken


What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore