Bad Joke Cracker

Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby