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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance


What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede

What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking