Bad Joke Cracker

Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos


What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking