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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance


What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings