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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.


What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.