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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.