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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere


What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.