Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.