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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade


Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.