Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere


What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.