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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.