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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.