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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass


What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.