Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
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Tip: Because the Generator uses comma separated lists, you can cut and paste a list of synonyms from thesaurus.com, or anywhere else that's useful.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball


What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.