Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.