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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.


What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.