Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.