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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot


Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.