Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.