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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.