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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.