Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball


What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.