Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso


Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.