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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot


Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.