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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake


What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday

What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.