Bad Joke Cracker

Performance Artist Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Cape Theaterde

What's performance artist's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Theatere's The Sex Pistols

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Theatertigo

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Amores Theaterros

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Theaterry Berry Nice

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theatermuda

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theaterbia and Montenegro


Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
NEA Grante Gabriel Rossetti


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Bananada


What's performance artist's favourite song?
Chocolaterloo Sunset

What sport does performance artist enjoy?
Chocolater polo

What's performance artist's favourite dessert?
Black Forest Chocolateau

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
The United Chocolates of America


What sport does performance artist enjoy?
Motor Oil fencing


Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
John F. Live Chickennedy.

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Live Chicken-Hur

What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Live Chickeneral

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Live Chickennyson

Which chat show host would interview performance artist?
Jay Live Chickeno.


What's performance artist's favourite film?
In the Empty Seat of the Night

What does performance artist like to wear?
An Empty Seather jacket

What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Empty Seat Dictator

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Puffed Empty Seat

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Shredded Empty Seat


What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Laurie Andersonversation

What is performance artist's favourite arcade machine?
Laurie Andersonkey Kong

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersonaco

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Indiana Laurie Andersones and the Last Crusade

What's performance artist's favourite film?
L.A. Laurie Andersonfidential

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Bridget Laurie Andersones's Diary

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Laurie Andersoney Nut Cheerios

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersonduras

Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
Laurie Andersonald Reagan.

Where does performance artist keep its money?
In a Laurie Andersoney box.

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Serbia and Laurie Andersontenegro

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Alice's Adventures In Laurie Andersonderland


What's performance artist's favourite film?
John Cagecoach


What's performance artist's favourite film?
Full Puppetal Jacket

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Star Wars: Episode VI - Puppeturn of the Jedi

What's performance artist's favourite dessert?
Puppetit Fours


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: unconditional love and respect.