Bad Joke Cracker

Performance Artist Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's performance artist's favourite song?
Theatere the Streets Have No Name

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Cape Theaterde

Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
Theaterald Ford.

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Theatercy Bysshe Shelley

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theatermuda

What's performance artist's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Theatere's The Sex Pistols

What's performance artist's favourite drink?
Theaterrier


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
NEA Grantigua


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Bananada


What's performance artist's favourite dessert?
Black Forest Chocolateau

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
The United Chocolates of America

What's performance artist's favourite book?
His Dark Chocolaterials

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Chocolatership Down

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Chocolaterloo Sunset


What does performance artist like to wear?
A Live Chickenchcoat

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickentral African Republic

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenegal

Which chat show host would interview performance artist?
Jay Live Chickeno.

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenmark

What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Sixth Live Chickense

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Of Mice And Live Chicken


What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Empty Seat Dictator

What's performance artist's favourite film?
In the Empty Seat of the Night

What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Empty Seat Escape

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Puffed Empty Seat

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Frosted Shredded Empty Seat


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersong Kong

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersonaco

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersonga

What is performance artist's favourite day of the week?
Laurie Andersonday.

What sport does performance artist enjoy?
Ping-Laurie Andersong

How does performance artist vote in an election?
Laurie Andersonservative.

What's performance artist's favourite film?
L.A. Laurie Andersonfidential

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Bridget Laurie Andersones's Diary

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersongolia

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Laurie Anderson't Stop Me Now

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersongo

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Laurie Andersonsters, Inc.

What's performance artist's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Laurie Andersonely Hearts Club Band

What is performance artist's favourite game?
Laurie Andersonopoly

What's performance artist's favourite book?
The Count Of Laurie Andersonte Cristo

What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Laurie Andersonversation

What does performance artist eat for dinner?
Chili Laurie Anderson Carne


What's performance artist's favourite film?
John Cagecoach


What's performance artist's favourite song?
I Can't Puppet No Satisfaction

What's performance artist's favourite album?
Puppet Sounds

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Puppetherlands

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
John Puppetjeman


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: unconditional love and respect.