Bad Joke Cracker

Performance Artist Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's performance artist's favourite film?
Theaterminator

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Cape Theaterde

What's performance artist's favourite dessert?
Lemon Theateringue Pie

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theaterbia and Montenegro

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theateru

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theatermany

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Theaterry Berry Nice

Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
Theaterald Ford.


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
NEA Grantarctica


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Bananada


What sport does performance artist enjoy?
Chocolater polo


What sport does performance artist enjoy?
Motor Oil fencing


What is performance artist's favourite arcade machine?
Live Chickentipede

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Live Chickenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Of Mice And Live Chicken

What's performance artist's favourite film?
All the President's Live Chicken

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenada

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickentral African Republic

What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Sixth Live Chickense

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenmark

What does performance artist like to wear?
A Live Chickenchcoat

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenezuela

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Live Chickenry David Thoreau

Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
John F. Live Chickennedy.


What's performance artist's favourite song?
Every Empty Seath You Take

What's performance artist's favourite book?
The Empty Seat Gatsby


Where does performance artist keep its money?
In a Laurie Andersoney box.

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Indiana Laurie Andersones and the Last Crusade

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Laurie Anderson't Stop Me Now

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Henry Wadsworth Laurie Andersongfellow

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersong Kong

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Laurie Andersonsters, Inc.

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Killing Me Softly With His Laurie Andersong

What is performance artist's favourite arcade machine?
Laurie Andersonkey Kong

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersongo

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Serbia and Laurie Andersontenegro

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Laurie Andersone with the Wind

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersontserrat

What's performance artist's favourite film?
It's a Laurie Andersonderful Life

How does performance artist vote in an election?
Laurie Andersonservative.


What's performance artist's favourite film?
John Cagecoach


What's performance artist's favourite film?
Puppetropolis

What is performance artist's favourite game?
Puppettlers of Catan

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Puppet Lucky

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Star Wars: Episode VI - Puppeturn of the Jedi

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Puppet Lucky

Which chat show host would interview performance artist?
David Puppetterman.


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: unconditional love and respect.