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Performance Artist Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's performance artist's favourite film?
Theatertigo

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Theaterminator

What's performance artist's favourite drink?
Theaterrier

Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
Theaterald Ford.

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theatermany


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
NEA Grantarctica

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
NEA Grante Gabriel Rossetti

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
NEA Grantigua


What's performance artist's favourite book?
Chocolatership Down

What's performance artist's favourite book?
His Dark Chocolaterials


What sport does performance artist enjoy?
Motor Oil fencing


What is performance artist's favourite arcade machine?
Live Chickentipede

What's performance artist's favourite album?
Ladies And Live Chickentlemen We Are Floating In Space

What sport does performance artist enjoy?
The Live Chickentathlon

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Live Chickenry David Thoreau

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenezuela


What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Empty Seat Dictator

What's performance artist's favourite book?
The Empty Seat Gatsby

What's performance artist's favourite film?
In the Empty Seat of the Night

What does performance artist eat for dinner?
Spaghetti and Empty Seatballs

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Empty Seat Expectations

What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Empty Seat Escape


What is performance artist's favourite arcade machine?
Laurie Andersonkey Kong

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Killing Me Softly With His Laurie Andersong

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Laurie Andersoney Nut Cheerios

What's performance artist's favourite book?
The Count Of Laurie Andersonte Cristo

What's performance artist's favourite dessert?
Victoria Laurie Andersonge

What does performance artist eat for dinner?
Chili Laurie Anderson Carne

Where does performance artist keep its money?
In a Laurie Andersoney box.

What sport does performance artist enjoy?
Ping-Laurie Andersong

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Bridget Laurie Andersones's Diary

What's performance artist's favourite film?
L.A. Laurie Andersonfidential

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Indiana Laurie Andersones and the Last Crusade

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersontserrat


What's performance artist's favourite song?
Puppet Lucky

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Puppet Lucky

What's performance artist's favourite dessert?
Puppetit Fours

What's performance artist's favourite album?
Puppet Sounds


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: unconditional love and respect.