Bad Joke Cracker

Emo Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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How does emo vote in an election?
Emocrat.

What's emo's favourite drink?
Emonade

What's emo's favourite book?
Emoirs Of A Geisha


What's emo's favourite film?
A Night at the Mopera


What's emo's favourite album?
Melon Collie And The Infinite Sadness

What's emo's favourite album?
The Slim Sady LP

Who is emo's favourite poet?
Henry Sadsworth Longfellow


What's emo's favourite album?
Dark Suicide Of The Moon

What's emo's favourite film?
Suicideways


What's emo's favourite song?
Play That Punky Music


What's emo's favourite film?
The Adventures of Sobin Hood