Bad Joke Cracker

Emo Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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How does emo vote in an election?
Emocrat.

What's emo's favourite dessert?
Emon Meringue Pie

What's emo's favourite drink?
Emonade

What's emo's favourite film?
Finding Emo


What's emo's favourite book?
Far From The Sadding Crowd

What's emo's favourite album?
The Slim Sady LP

What does emo eat for dinner?
Beef Sadagascar

What's emo's favourite film?
Sadiator


What's emo's favourite book?
Suicide and Prejudice

What's emo's favourite film?
Suicide of Frankenstein

What's emo's favourite film?
Suicideways


What's emo's favourite song?
Play That Punky Music


What's emo's favourite book?
The Sobbit

What's emo's favourite book?
Harry Potter and the Soblet of Fire

Where does emo go on holiday?
Trinidad and Sobago