Bad Joke Cracker

Emo Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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What's emo's favourite drink?
Emonade

What's emo's favourite dessert?
Emon Meringue Pie

How does emo vote in an election?
Emocrat.


What's emo's favourite film?
Sadow of a Doubt

Where does emo go on holiday?
Sadagascar

What sport does emo enjoy?
Sadminton

What's emo's favourite film?
Sadiator

What's emo's favourite book?
Far From The Sadding Crowd

Who is emo's favourite poet?
Henry Sadsworth Longfellow


What's emo's favourite song?
Black Hairway to Heaven


What's emo's favourite film?
Suicider-Man 2

What's emo's favourite book?
Suicide and Prejudice


What's emo's favourite song?
Play That Punky Music


Where does emo go on holiday?
Trinidad and Sobago