Bad Joke Cracker

Emo Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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How does emo vote in an election?
Emocrat.

What's emo's favourite dessert?
Emon Meringue Pie


Who is emo's favourite poet?
Alexander Mope


What's emo's favourite album?
Melon Collie And The Infinite Sadness

What's emo's favourite film?
Sling Sade

What's emo's favourite album?
The Slim Sady LP

What is emo's favourite game?
Snakes and Sadders

What's emo's favourite book?
Far From The Sadding Crowd

What does emo eat for dinner?
Beef Sadagascar

What's emo's favourite film?
Sadow of a Doubt

What's emo's favourite film?
The Treasure of the Sierra Sadre


What's emo's favourite film?
Suicider-Man 2

What's emo's favourite film?
The Princess Suicide


What's emo's favourite book?
The Sobbit

Who is emo's favourite poet?
Sobert Burns

What's emo's favourite film?
The Adventures of Sobin Hood