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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22

What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole


What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Man Who Parrot Liberty Valance

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Diarios de Parrotocicleta

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.

What's a pirate's favourite album?
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Mainbrace

What's a pirate's favourite film?
2001: A Mainbrace Odyssey

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Mainbrace Oddity


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Rumblr.

Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings


What's a pirate's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Treasure Island

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Islandhi