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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22

What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What does a pirate like to wear?
A Cutlassiere

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Cutlassion Cake


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Parrotel California

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Groganoff

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.


What's a pirate's favourite album?
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Mainbrace

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Arsenic and Old Mainbrace


What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda

What's a pirate's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Treasure Island

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Cool Treasure Island Luke

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Islandhi