Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Butch Cutlassidy and the Sundance Kid

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Cutlassiere


What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.

What's a pirate's favourite album?
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Mainbrace

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump

Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings


What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda