Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22

What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrotswana

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Groganoff


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia

What's a pirate's favourite album?
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Mainbrace

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.


What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper


What's a pirate's favourite book?
Captain Corelli's Treasure Islandolin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Island by Me

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Islandhi