Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Parrotel California

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Rumblr.

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.


What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate

What's a pirate's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Treasure Island

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Wooden Legetable Stew