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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Cutlassion Cake

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Diarios de Parrotocicleta

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Man Who Parrot Liberty Valance

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Arsenic and Old Mainbrace


What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Cool Treasure Island Luke

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Captain Corelli's Treasure Islandolin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate