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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22

What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Cutlassion Cake


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrotswana

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon


What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Rumblr.

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.


What's a pirate's favourite book?
Captain Corelli's Treasure Islandolin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Islandhi

What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate