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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22

What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Parrotted Dick

What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund


What's a pirate's favourite book?
Captain Corelli's Treasure Islandolin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Islandhi

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Island by Me


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Wooden Legetable Stew