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Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Cutlassion Cake


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrotswana

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Groganoff

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Reservoir Grogs

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Arsenic and Old Mainbrace

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.


What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Rumblr.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Island by Me

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda