Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What does a pirate like to wear?
A Cutlassiere


What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire

What brand of mobile phone does a pirate use?
Parrotorola.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotel Rwanda

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Parrotted Dick


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grog Day Afternoon


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Mainbrace Oddity


What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Rumblr.

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump


What's a pirate's favourite book?
Captain Corelli's Treasure Islandolin


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Wooden Legetable Stew