Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins
What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now
What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken
What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya
What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind
What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna
What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run