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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken


What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia