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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope


What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede


What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment

What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Shogunky Dory

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei