What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield
What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic
What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede
Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson
What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid
What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter
What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary