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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope


What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.