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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops


What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.


What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch

What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude