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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now

What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark


What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Shogunky Dory