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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops


What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow


What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch