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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral


What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter