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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope


What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch