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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now


Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenjamin Zephaniah

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken


What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude