What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope
What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow
What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken
What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat
Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.
What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede
What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment
What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce
What's a ninja's favourite album?
Shogunky Dory
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei