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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenjamin Zephaniah


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment