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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield


What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya


What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Shogunky Dory

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment