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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Caltrop Worrying and Love the Bomb


Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal


What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna