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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur

What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

What's a ninja's favourite film?
12 Angry Shuriken

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenjamin Zephaniah

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.