Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins
What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield
What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede
What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson
What does a ninja like to wear?
A Shurikenchcoat
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau
Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset
What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna
What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia