Bad Joke Cracker

Goth Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

Generate your own...
Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
(optional)
Tip: Because the Generator uses comma separated lists, you can cut and paste a list of synonyms from thesaurus.com, or anywhere else that's useful.

What's a goth's favourite film?
Full Metal Blacket

What's a goth's favourite film?
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Black

What's a goth's favourite song?
Black the Knife

What's a goth's favourite song?
Paint It Black

What's a goth's favourite book?
Black Beauty


What's a goth's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: Eyeshadow I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

What's a goth's favourite song?
Eyeshadow Deep Is Your Love

What's a goth's favourite song?
Golden Eyeshadown

What's a goth's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Eyeshadowers

What's a goth's favourite film?
Apocalypse Eyeshadow

What's a goth's favourite book?
An Eyeshadown Like Alice


What does a goth eat for dinner?
Black Lipsticken Curry

What does a goth eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Black Lipsticken

What's a goth's favourite dessert?
Spotted Black Lipstick

What's a goth's favourite song?
Another Black Lipstick in the Wall

What sport does a goth enjoy?
Black Lipsticket


Who is a goth's favourite poet?
Sisters Of Mercy Bysshe Shelley


What's a goth's favourite book?
A Pale Of Two Cities


What's a goth's favourite film?
The Princess Suicide

What's a goth's favourite album?
Dark Suicide Of The Moon


How does a goth vote in an election?
Emocrat.

What's a goth's favourite drink?
Emonade