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Goth Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a goth eat for breakfast?
Apple Blacks

What's a goth's favourite album?
Blood On The Blacks

What's a goth's favourite film?
Full Metal Blacket

What's a goth's favourite film?
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Black


What's a goth's favourite song?
Eyeshadown Eyed Girl

What's a goth's favourite song?
Golden Eyeshadown

What's a goth's favourite film?
The Last Picture Eyeshadow

What's a goth's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: Eyeshadow I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

What's a goth's favourite song?
Eyeshadow Deep Is Your Love


Who would a goth play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Black Lipsticked Witch of the West.

What does a goth eat for dinner?
Couscous Black Lipstickpea Salad


Who is a goth's favourite poet?
Sisters Of Mercy Bysshe Shelley


What's a goth's favourite film?
Suicide of Frankenstein

What's a goth's favourite book?
Suicide and Prejudice

What's a goth's favourite album?
Dark Suicide Of The Moon

What's a goth's favourite film?
The Princess Suicide

What's a goth's favourite film?
Suicider-Man 2


What's a goth's favourite drink?
Emonade

What's a goth's favourite film?
Finding Emo

What's a goth's favourite dessert?
Emon Meringue Pie