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Goth Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a goth eat for dinner?
Black-Eyed Peas

What's a goth's favourite dessert?
Blackcurrant Coulis

What does a goth eat for breakfast?
Apple Blacks


What sport does a goth enjoy?
Eyeshadowing the Javelin

What's a goth's favourite song?
Don't Stop Me Eyeshadow

What's a goth's favourite film?
The Last Picture Eyeshadow


What sport does a goth enjoy?
Black Lipsticket

What's a goth's favourite dessert?
Spotted Black Lipstick

Who would a goth play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Black Lipsticked Witch of the West.

What's a goth's favourite song?
Another Black Lipstick in the Wall


What sport does a goth enjoy?
Miserable tennis

What's a goth's favourite film?
Miserable con ella


Who is a goth's favourite poet?
Sisters Of Mercy Bysshe Shelley


Who is a goth's favourite poet?
Palexander Pope


What's a goth's favourite film?
Suicideways


What's a goth's favourite dessert?
Emon Meringue Pie