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Goth Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a goth eat for breakfast?
Apple Blacks

What's a goth's favourite film?
Black to the Future

What's a goth's favourite dessert?
Blackcurrant Coulis


What's a goth's favourite book?
Far From The Madding Eyeshadowd

What's a goth's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: Eyeshadow I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

What sport does a goth enjoy?
Eyeshadowing the Javelin

What's a goth's favourite song?
Eyeshadow Deep Is Your Love

What's a goth's favourite song?
Eyeshadown Eyed Girl

What's a goth's favourite film?
Apocalypse Eyeshadow


What does a goth eat for dinner?
Couscous Black Lipstickpea Salad

Who would a goth play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Black Lipsticked Witch of the West.

What's a goth's favourite dessert?
Spotted Black Lipstick

What sport does a goth enjoy?
Black Lipsticket


What's a goth's favourite book?
Anne Of Green Miserables


What's a goth's favourite book?
Suicideshead Revisited

What's a goth's favourite album?
Dark Suicide Of The Moon


What's a goth's favourite drink?
Emonade

What's a goth's favourite film?
Finding Emo