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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon


Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic

What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore