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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios

What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede

What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade