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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass


What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong