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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce


Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space

What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong