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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby