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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas


What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball


Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking