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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore