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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking