Bad Joke Cracker

Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade