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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance


What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.


Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong