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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.


Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby