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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake


What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking