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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers