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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios

What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore