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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios

What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce


What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking