Bad Joke Cracker

Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall


What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space

What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede

What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite song?
Sultans of Stocking