Bad Joke Cracker

Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What's Santa's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Father Christmast Crusade

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockingin' in the Rain

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible