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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong

Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking