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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon

What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong

Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking