Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.