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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show


What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.