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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.


What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.