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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere


What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.