Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire

What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.