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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.