Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.