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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.


What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire

What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.