Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere


What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.