Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru

What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire

What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.