Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.