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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.


What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Crackere the Streets Have No Name

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.