Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.