Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.