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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.