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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday

What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.